Author: Rene Rosa
What Happens If We Lose Net Neutrality?

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Supreme Court Status Lowered To Inferior Court

In the light of the fact that the Supreme Court is allowing President Donald Trump’s latest travel ban on six Muslim-majority nations to go into effect,...
Trump’s Secret Soviet Past Tied To Gorky Park

As we are all eagerly awaiting the results of the many secret probes happening in Washington DC, the anticipation on word about the definite collusion of...
Rotting Bag Of Cottage Cheese Thrown Out Of White House Two Weeks Ago But It Still Stinks

In a surprise announcement, the White House confirmed today that it threw out a bag of rotting cottage cheese two weeks ago. This information came as...
Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set...
Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director

It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to get a whole lot stranger. Sean Spicer, the now-former White...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn

Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network, but things are spiraling out of control, darkly. We’re used...
Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director

When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight against his baser instincts and cronyism. While the choices are...
Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020

In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump has put his foot down and insisted that the United...
Donald Trump Mistakenly Tweets Nuclear Arming Code “Covfefe”

Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it be cursing out a celebrity, complaining about the news or...