Author: Rene Rosa
Sean Spicer Resigns Thanks To Trump Hiring Gollum As Communications Director
It has been a strange year for politics, especially in Washington, but things are about to get a whole lot stranger. Sean Spicer, the...
Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn
Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network, but things are spiraling out of control, darkly....
Chris Christie’s Baggage Handler Nominated For FBI Director
When it comes to choosing the next FBI Director, President Donald Trump has had to fight against his baser instincts and cronyism. While the...
Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020
In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump has put his foot down and insisted that...
Donald Trump Mistakenly Tweets Nuclear Arming Code “Covfefe”
Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it be cursing out a celebrity, complaining about the...
ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies
The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), or the Islamic State...
217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List
In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American House Republicans unknowingly signed up to have their...
Trump Sides With Billionaire Tony Stark In Civil War
After making some bumbling statements regarding the Civil War and Andrew Jackson, President Donald Trump has released a statement to revisit the conversation and...
Marine Le Pen Determined To Prove Women Are Equally Awful
While the United States has to deal with rampant misogyny, sexism, racism, rape culture and the constant licking and sniffing of the glass ceiling,...
Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Found Shot To Death
We have some sad news to report, today, as the oft spoken of Good Guy With A Gun was found dead this morning. Authorities...