Election

Complete Moron Impresses Millions By Reading Out Loud For An Hour

King Moron stands in front of bufooons and wows them.

We are nothing, if not a nation of easily impressed people, but a new low was set as the standard last night, during President Donald Trump’s...

Hedorah The Smog Monster Confirmed To Head EPA

Hedorah The Smog Monster

The Senate confirmed Hedorah, The Smog MonsterĀ on Friday to run the Environmental Protection Agency, putting a seasoned opponent of nature, cleanliness and renewable resources at the...

Donald Trump Prepares To Celebrate Presidents Day, Not Knowing It Isn’t For Him

Who knew that Lincoln and Washington were so adorable?

While President Donald J. Trump tries to avoid the possibility of he and his cabinet being executed for treason, he’s keeping his mind off of such...

US Senate Votes In Brick Of Cheese As Education Secretary

This is government cheese at its very worst.

After weeks of intense debate, speculation, anger, frustration and confusion, the United States Senate has finally voted on the acceptance of a thoughtless, cold, uncaring brick...

Silent Majority Asked To Go Back To Being Silent After Having Nothing Good To Say

Alaskan hunters in a cabin, being quiet. Don't you miss that?

As political pundits have been weighing in on the who’s, what’s, how’s and why’s when it comes to the election of Donald Trump as our next...

Americans Running Out Of Supervillain Group Names For Trump Cabinet

Our one solace right now is the colorful world of comic books

The Legion of Doom. The Injustice League. The Serpent Society. You’ve read all of these names before in your childhood and forgot about many of them,...

Donald Trump Backs Off Of Most Campaign Promises After Being Briefed On Existence Of Aliens

The truth is out there and now Donald Trump knows it.

After meeting with Barack Obama, the joint chiefs of staff and the rest of the Washington D.C. think-tank, President Elect Donald Trump was briefed on all...

Democrats Vow To Make America Greater Again In 2020

Without skipping a beat, Democrats have set their sights on the next election. The loss to Donald Trump has left an aching, huge, bloody hole in...

Thousands Of Americans Denied “I Voted” Stickers, Invalidating Their Votes

Did you get your I Voted sticker today? If not, you didn't vote.

Americans all over the country took to social media to show off their “I Voted” stickers today, but for some people, the acknowledgement sadly was not...

White House To Be Subsidized By Corporate Sponsorship Starting In Fall Of 2017

This is a mockup of what the White House will look like after corporate sponsorships begin.

Congress has approved a measure to help subsidize the costs of running the US Government by allowing corporate sponsors to adorn the White House with their...