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Sen. Ted Cruz Opposes ICANN In Order To Erase Zodiac Killer References

Who are these shady internet characters? Is it ICANN or the Zodiac Killers?

Senator Ted Cruz is doing something none of us expecting: he’s championing the ideas of a free and uncensored internet. He’s trying to keep the internet...

Hillary Clinton Hit With Zombie Plague But Is “Feeling Better”

Does she want your spare change or to bite off your shins? It's hard to tell these days.

As the DNC scrambles to figure out what to do in this very terse situation, camp Clinton has already released a press release to ease people’s...

iPhone 7 Specs Cause Largest Strike In World History

The world's most talked about masturbatory aid.

The largest strike in the history of our human lives has taken place this week in India and you probably hadn’t heard about it. On September...

Record USA Flooding Tied To White Male Tears

That's right, white boy. Go cry in the rain so no one can tell you're being a little bitch.

While September may officially be National Preparedness Month for floods in the USA, the National Weather Advisory has issued a warning that our flood problems may...

The Hoof And Trunk Post Is Back!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.

Thanks for sticking through with us, faithful readers. I had to fight off unwanted, internet miscreants, trying to shut down this shining beacon in a world...

WE ARE ANONYMOUSE!

We are Anonymouse. We are adorable. We do not leave our house. We are coming for the big cheese. Expect mice.

Adam Taint thought he could mock us, but he could not. He thought he could belittle us, but he could not. We are Anonymouse and we...

Clinton Server Bombshell: More Porn Than E-Mail

e all know the internet is for porn. DId you know that e-mail servers, cell phones and hands are all for porn, too? We all know the internet is for porn. DId you know that e-mail servers, cell phones and hands are all for porn, too?

The world has been waiting to see what the contents of Hillary Clinton’s deleted e-mails and data from her private server would yield and, finally, the...

Twitter Is More Racist Than Your Crazy, Drunk Uncle

Nazis are the worst. We all love Indiana Jones, Captain American and Wonder Woman and they hate Nazis!

Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Just don’t let them use Twitter,...

Domino’s Perfects Attack Drones To Kill You, Still Sucks At Making Pizza

This drone is going to kill you.

Domino’s revealed their plan for world domination today, with a drone program that will most likely beat all major tech companies like Amazon and Google to...

American Hackers Upset Over Record High Outsourcing Of Hacktivism

You know he intends to do the world harm with his fingers by how he isn’t showing them to you.

While the altruistic deeds of groups like Anonymouse, WikiLeaks and Lizard Squad still leave a lot to be desired, the mantra seems to be the same:...