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Trump and Kim Jong-un To Battle To The Death In Micro-Penis Sword-fight

World War Trump

While the rest of the United States was shocked and mortified over the sudden realization that World War 2 never quite ended, the head Nazi-In-Chief set...

Trump Twitter Tirade Takes Dark Turn

Trump really needs to leave Twitter.

Donald Trump has seemingly had a Twitter problem from the moment he joined the social network, but things are spiraling out of control, darkly. We’re used...

Trump Orders USA To Pull Out Of Kathy Griffin By 2020

Kathy Griffin in 2008, way before people remembered who she was.

In a historical move that will be talked about for many years to come, Donald Trump has put his foot down and insisted that the United...

Donald Trump Mistakenly Tweets Nuclear Arming Code “Covfefe”

This mushroom cloud might represent the sate of the USA in a few months.

Everyday, President Donald Trump manages to surprise us with a new social networking low, whether it be cursing out a celebrity, complaining about the news or...

ISIS Claims Responsibility For Trump And Other Tragedies

Responsibility: it comes with great power.

The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) also known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS), or the Islamic State (IS), and...

217 Republican Names Have Been Added To Black Market Organ Harvesting List

Republicans didn't realize they signed up for organ donation by voting against American healthcare.

In a stunning victory for black market organ dealers and 3rd world unlicensed surgeons, 217 American House Republicans unknowingly signed up to have their kidneys, livers...

Trump Sides With Billionaire Tony Stark In Civil War

The Avengers stare in disbelief as Donald Trump bumbles his words, again.

After making some bumbling statements regarding the Civil War and Andrew Jackson, President Donald Trump has released a statement to revisit the conversation and clarify his...

Marine Le Pen Determined To Prove Women Are Equally Awful

The sequel to Brexit and Trump is a gender-swapped reboot.

While the United States has to deal with rampant misogyny, sexism, racism, rape culture and the constant licking and sniffing of the glass ceiling, France is...

Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Found Shot To Death

The Legendary Good Guy With A Gun Or Two

We have some sad news to report, today, as the oft spoken of Good Guy With A Gun was found dead this morning. Authorities are still...

US Launches 59 Missiles Loaded With Pepsi At Syria

Pepsi: Die For Now!

While most people associate Mountain Dew to be the beverage of extremism, the USA has launched an attack on a Syrian air base using 59 Tomahawk...