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This Article Is Not About Donald Trump

So, some other things are happening that you're paying attention to while the house is burning.

Ah, yes, the circus that is the Presidential Election of 2016. I’ve got some good news for you: we’re not really going to talk much about...

USA And Russia Prepare For Cold War 2: Electric Booglaoo

Boy, do we humans love a parade. Nothing gets us motivated and going like watching people walk as large groups. Holy crap, is that stupid when you really think about it.

They say a sequel can never be as good as the original, but there have been a few exceptions like Terminator 2, Aliens and of course...

WikiLeaks Clinton Docs Less Likely To Release By November Than “Half-Life 3”

Some valves leak information. Others produce video games. The only ones delivering lately just leak water.

There are a few different ways to disappoint the internet. One of them is not having the latest nude shots of their favorite celebrities readily available....

U.S. Drone Strike Kills Afghan Civilians, But It’s Okay Because They’re Brown

If you see this above you, know that it's the last thing you're ever going to see.

The U.N. Assistance Mission in Afghanistan (UNAMA) has reported that the USA has killed 15 people and injured 13 in Afghanistan, of which the victims were...

Saturday Funnies! – What’s Aleppo?

Welcome to our new series of Saturday Funnies! It’s our own brand of new, light-hearted, rib-tickling comics. We’ll lighten the mood, get you slapping your knees...

Putin Resurrects KGB To Bring Home Yakov Smirnoff

The Russian Honor Guard guards the honor of Russians so no one else can have any.

We thought we heard the last of Russia’s most feared and dangerous asset, but we were wrong.¬†Yakov Smirnoff is about to make headlines again. Oh, and...

The First 2016 Presidential Debate Was Terrifying

I don't think we even need to describe this photo.

If there is anything that has become more clear with the first presidential debate of 2016, it’s that Lester Holt has no upper lip. Thank goodness...

Stephen Hawking To Trump: “I’m Going To Kick Your F*cking Ass!”

By Jim Campbell/Aero-News Network

Stephen Hawking is one of our last living geniuses. As far as science is concerned, we have many amazing, brilliant scientists alive at the moment, thankfully....

Politicians Vow To Increase Homelessness Thanks To Vagrant Vigilance

Homelessness is only a problem when they aren't able to save their city from madmen with explosives.

You ignore them when they ask you for spare change. You walk right past them when they are on the floor, handmade sign in-hand, holding out...

Dumpster Blown Up After Being Mistaken For Donald Trump

That's a lot of garbage in one place, and this time it isn't the RNC.

The Chelsea area of New York city was rocked by a large explosion last night, injuring nearly 30 people and putting thousands in a rush to...