French Xenophobes Respond To Courts: “If Burkinis Are In, Beware Of T.I.Ts Out Situations”

Posted By on August 28, 2016

Whoa momma, shake those beautiful eyes over on this way! This isn’t France, we’ve got all the love for you over here!

Whoa momma, shake those beautiful eyes over on this way! This isn’t France, we’ve got all the love for you over here!

Last week we told you about the situation when “France Banned Burkinis In Case Terrorists Decided To Go On Holiday.” Well, good news came Yesterday when the highest French court suspended the ban and said that the people who did it were “plus bête que la merde de chien.” We totally agree with them.

With this announcement, however, we find many French baguettes, I mean bigots, scrambling for ways to damn the women who were being affected by this whole situation. The latest commentary from hateful Frenchies was of the most stereotypical nature: “Well, now that they are letting women in burkinis back on the beaches, we just won’t go there. The potential for Terrorists In Training to just go wherever they want and do whatever they want to do is going to set this country back hundreds of years.” Dubbing this a “T.I.Ts Out” situation, anti-muslim rhetoric is now hitting some strange places.

Tee shirts with the words “Get Those T.I.Ts Out!” are popping up everywhere now that the abbreviation has stuck. Oddly enough, this has been mostly thanks to American tourists over there, as French people aren’t going to buy some stupid shirt with English words on them, unless they’re being ironic. Those Americans, of course, have no idea that this is about religious suppression and just want to see boobs.

As Terrorists In Training becomes the newest, coolest thing to shout out when hateful xenophobes see Muslims, we expect #TITsOut to start trending and for the phrasing to start spreading all over the world, not just in France.

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