Mike Pence Is A Replicant Android

Posted By on October 19, 2016

Do Androids dream of 4 year term limits, the vice presidency and emotionless rhetoric?

Do Androids dream of 4 year term limits, the vice presidency and emotionless rhetoric?

Thanks to Mike Pence’s very robotic and emotionless response to a 12 year old girl asking about Donald Trump’s horrible words about women’s looks, we can now come to the conclusion that he would not pass the Voight-Kampff test. As a possible Nexus 6, or earlier Replicant, his lack of emotions, care or any kind of empathy means that he is a very advanced form of artificial intelligence from the Tyrell Corporation, or he’s just a complete sociopath with chilling psychopathic tendencies.

If you look at his talking points, he has avoided anything that would show human warmth, a heart or love for others. This is what makes us believe that he might actually be an older model than a Nexus 6. They at least seem to have more  of a glimmer in their eyes and some emotional response to implanted memories. He, instead, cares about no one, nothing and has dead, fish-like eyes.

The good news, however, is that Replicants generally only have a 4 year life-span. If he does make it into being Vice President then at least we only get him for a single term.

We tried to reach out to the Tyrell Corporation for a statement but Dr. Eldon Tyrell is currently nowhere to be found.

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