Armed Voters To Be Allowed At All Polling Locations This Fall

Bring your sexy ass there to vote.

In a stunning decision, the US Government has decided to allowed armed voters at all polling locations in the forthcoming general election. This surprising announcement has...

Hillary Clinton Releases Tax Returns, Reveals Ties To Potential Hate Groups and Terrorist Organizations

Hillary Clinton

To the surprise of many, mostly those who haven’t paying attention the last 39 years, Hillary Clinton has released her tax returns with some surprising information...

Supporters of Abigail Fisher Petition For “Soul Man” Mark Watson on $20 Bill

SOUL MAN, from left: C. Thomas Howell, Rae Dawn Chong, 1986. ©New World Pictures/courtesy Everett Co

While the opponents of Harriet Tubman’s inclusion as the portrait on the $20 bill have quieted since it was first announced in April 2016, that has...

NRA Wastes $3 Million On Bashing Hilary Clinton, Already Regrets Purchase

This is for shooting...

The National Rifle Association launched a new ad Tuesday that aimed right for Hilary Clinton.  The ad targets her gun control policies and costs a whopping...

Unknown, Former CIA Operative Gaining In GOP Backing Against Trump

Top Secret!

A completely unknown, unnamed Republican, only known as a former CIA operative is currently gaining followers in the GOP as they are backing away from Donald...

Former Reagan Director: “I’m Voting For Clinton!”

Former President Bill Clinton

Former political director, Frank Lavin, may not know exactly who is running for president right now, but he knows that he is not voting for Donald...

Trump To Stop Watching Olympics Due To Injuries: “They were too exciting!”

Donald Trump With Marine Corps Foundation Commandants

Presidential Republican nominee, Donald Trump, has reportedly had to cease watching the rest of the Olympic games. Due to the graphic nature of the recent injuries...

Leading Democratic Gay Activist Outed As Straight During DNC

Chadwick F. Baker

A tremendous feeling of shock was felt as Rep. Chadwick F. Baker (D- NJ) was forced to resign from his lead chair position at the DNC....