Researchers Question Trump’s Support of Professional Women, Besides Prostitutes

Posted By on September 17, 2016

Oh, those lovely ladies of ill repute. The things they can do for a dollar, and the things they certainly won't do for just a dollar.

Oh, those lovely ladies of ill repute. The things they can do for a dollar and the things they certainly won’t do for just a dollar.

In a conversation with Cosmopolitan, Ivanka Trump stated, “My father obviously has a track record of decades of employing women at every level of his company, and supporting women, and supporting them in their professional capacity, and enabling them to thrive outside of the office and within,” she continued. “To imply otherwise is an unfair characterization of his track record and his support of professional women.”

Fact checkers worked endlessly to see just how accurate this was and, surprisingly, it holds incredibly strong, but with one major caveat: these professional women were of the oldest profession. In staggering numbers, Donald Trump’s support of prostitutes has been constant, high paying and consistent.

They have maintained long, sustainable careers full of support from every level of at his companies, often times being able to satisfy multiple jobs in the same night, whether they be hand, blow or rim. The constant support has not only caused a large economic gap between men and women to be closed, but also has opened the gaps of many untested, unskilled immigrant workers.

While we have no confirmation that the employment of these women of ill repute are responsible for any of the divorces that Donald Trump has experienced, we are fairly certain that it isn’t out of the question. It is more likely, however, that him simply being himself would be enough to garner one ex-wife after the next.

It is possible, however, that he may have met any of the women he has been with through an employment selection and interview phase, testing the skills and capabilities of each female, professional worker. We do believe, however, that it is more likely that he was more than satisfied with his past and current wives. If anyone was going to distract him from his marital duties, it would probably only be whomever he was going to marry next, or possibly, his daughter. He is nothing if not a family man.

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