Posts Tagged: donald trump

Republicans Motion To Ban Signs Claiming They Are Not Covered By 2nd Amendment

Who doesn't like a good war? That's just silly!

After a man made an obvious threat against Donald Trump’s life, Republicans are trying to fast track a motion that bans signs, banners and anything else...

Walmart And McDonald’s Are Set To Own Your Highways In A Trump America

The only murdering clown that we really know of in 2016

Do you think you might have enough couch change to compete with some big heavy hitters to own or sponsor a private road system in the...

Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton Have A Problem Remembering Their Friends

The Trumps and Clintons just chilling, planning our demise at the 14th Annual Trump Wedding.

When you first walk into a room at a party, there is a certain amount of acknowledgment you expect to get from your friends and family...

A Week Before The Election, Nation Shares In Collective Shrug And Says “F*ck it!”

This whole election has ruined our lives.

It’s not quite time to sigh, just yet. We’re but a mere week away from casting our votes into oblivion, as we allow the electoral college...

Walk of Fame Replaces Donald Trump’s Tribute With Brown Star

With Donald Trump's brown star available for all to see, shouldn't we be calling this the walk of shame?

After vandals have desecrated the Donald Trump star at the Hollywood Walk of Fame, those that run the much celebrated cultural icon were stuck trying to...

Only Six Newspapers Endorsed Trump But His Supporters Didn’t Notice Because They Don’t Read

If you're a Trump supporter, I can say anything about you that I want, because you aren't reading this.

A shocking revelation has come about during this election cycle, as only six of the nation’s newspapers have endorsed Donald Trump, or at least are willing...

Your Preferred Candidate Is Leading In The Polls Of Your Favorite News Source

Filling out questionnaires has never been easier when they are basically telling you what to answer.

The figures have just come in and depending on your political leaning, your candidate seems to be winning. This information is a big change over the...

Americans Would Rather Vote For Negan

The potential first lady, Lucille, doing her thing on a Trump supporter zombie.

Well, no one saw that coming. After a very tense night of wondering who was next, American’s decided that they like Negan more than their current...

2016 Continues To Go After The Wrong People

This guy is a jerk. The Grim Reaper needs to stop going after the good people and take out our trash, instead.

We keep on hearing it. 2016 is the worst year, ever. The year of the reaper is taking our best. According to Trump, Mexico doesn’t send...

T-Shirt Designers Sad About Nearing End Of Ridiculous Election

It's all about to be over. The ridiculous phrases and insane rhetoric were a T-Shirt designers dream.

“Basket of Deplorables” “Grab her by the pussy!” “She’s a nasty woman.” “We’re gonna build a wall!” “What’s Aleppo?” This was best of times for T-shirt...