USA And Russia Prepare For Cold War 2: Electric Booglaoo
They say a sequel can never be as good as the original, but there have been a few exceptions like Terminator 2, Aliens and of course World War 2. Well, the United States and Russia are preparing for a joint production that is going to knock everyone’s socks off. Boasting a huge all-star cast and a budget that has never before been seen in the theater of war, pre-production for Cold War 2: Electric Boogaloo is now under way!
This multi-level engagement is going to shock and awe people like never before. If all goes as planned, there will be a record number of deaths, destruction and property damage, all done without the will of the populace behind it. Yes, you heard that right. Neither the Russian civilians nor American citizens really want this to happen, but if and when it does, it promises to kill us in the thousands! Droves of people will be lining up to die for a cause they don’t really believe in as the usual military industrial complex leadership will make millions of dollars off of this potential blockbuster. Keep in mind however, this is just a working title. It is entire possible that the budget gets increased and the Cold War 2 winds up with a different name.
What would that name be? Well, if it winds up getting split into two features, which seems to be en vogue at the moment, we could be looking at a much longer, robust war with an ever larger cast of characters. We’re talking a franchise spanning crossover of a different beast. Yes, you guessed it, this could turn out to be World War 3: We Ain’t Fighting For Me. The speculation runs high and all the critics are already rearing up to to either love or hate it. I know one thing for sure, it’s going to be a huge hit in the south.